The Newton Mafia is an elite group of hooligans who operate on the principles of hope, charity, and love. We subscribe to a positive, tolerant, human-progressive (I have no idea what that means) archetype.
Official Bird: Pigeon
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Members include:
- McClain Jorgensen, Mob Boss
- [Redacted], Sharky
- [Redacted], Gun Master
- [Redacted], The C
- [Redacted], Doc
- [Redacted], Ginger 1
- [Redacted], Ginger 2
- [Redacted], That Guy
- [Redacted], The Mad Scientist
- Mr. Rogers, Get-Away Driver & Visionary
- Various others with honorary titles